Stone Cold Beer Mile

4 laps, 4 beers. The beer will be in red solo cups and must be ENTIRELY consumed before the runner begins to run.
- The cup must be dumped on one’s head before they begin running. If a not insignificant amount comes out, at least 30 seconds will be added. If it happens more than once, a timing decision will be made at the end of the beer mile for relevant punishment up to and including disqualification.
Fastest time wins
CONNOR CLAUSE: ANY amount of puking results in 90 seconds time added at the end
BRYCE & NOAH CLAUSE: any person who does not start start or finish the Beer Mile, barring an act of god, will receive -1 point
NOAH & PAUL CLAUSE: any person finishing under 15 minutes, pre-puke, barring an act of god, will receive -1 point

Jake Murphy (2016) (Oscar Meyer Hot Dog Mile) (7:52)
Jason Nagy (2017)
Connor Lenartowicz (2018) (6:41)
Alex Nupp (2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024) (7:03, 5:42, 6:23, 5:49, 5:46, 6:12)